Derby Carnival 2008

Derby Carnival

Ambling round town today with Monsieur Swan, we bumped into Derby Carnival 2008!

And guess what – I had no camera on me. Not even my little Fuji compact which is always in my rucksack. I’d taken it out to do some Blue Note pics and forgot to put it back in. :-(

I hadn’t even realised the Carnival was on today, or else I would have taken one of my SLRs. Dang!

Anyhow, I made do and snapped some pics with my iPhone, which you can see by clicking the pic above. Sadly, I don’t think they do the wonderful costumes, the parade or the dancing justice. Really, it was a an amazing show.

When we got to the market place, we saw all the different dancing groups go through their routines and they were all, honestly, brilliant. Some class booty-shaking going on and the whole atmosphere was tremendously friendly and joyful. Top marks have to go to the tiniest dancers, some of them were adorably confused but they still gave it their all. Awwwww…. :-)

It was a great day of dancing and smiles. My only regret is that I broke Photography Rule Number 1: always have a camera on you!

iPhone Apps


Sketches – £3.49 well-spent!

Sooo… I haven’t got a new iPhone 3G. But I’ve got the next best thing: iPhone version 2.0 software!

Now, bear in mind that, unlike a lot of people, I’m not an un-critical Apple fanboy. I’m the proud owner of an Apple TV Brick. And also, I’ve been more enraged than the Hulk in a Post Office queue on Giro day at the way Apple have taken my beloved Logic and turned it into shonky bloatware.

HOWEVER.

I will give credit when it’s due. The new iPhone software is marvellous, hasn’t crashed once and has basically given me a brand-new phone, thanks to the new apps you can now install.

So, here’s a little rundown of all the apps I’ve installed and enjoyed so far!

Jirbo Match
Jirbo Match

What absolute, stupid, FREE fun! Click the cards to reveal the cutesy Jirbo characters, trying to match any two. Simple, slick, very addictive.

Facebook
Facebook

The Facebook mobile version on Safari is very good. This app feels a bit more… umm… app-like and has a killer addition: you can snap pics with the iPhone’s camera and upload them instantly to Facebook, all via the app. The only downside is that I haven’t, so far, found a way to write on anyone’s wall. :-(

Remote
Remote

I wondered what the point of the Apple Remote app was. Until I installed it. And then I marvelled at how smoothly it became a super-remote for my iTunes library on my MB Pro. I love the way it transfers the iTunes art for each song. An essential free app.

Lightsabre
Lightsabre

HAH! Completely pointless and definitely essential. The iPhone senses you waving it about like a loony and plays back lovely light sabre noises, even down to the classic clash sound if you do a violent stop. Can’t be long before someone breaks their iPhone using this app and then sues the developer!

WeatherBug
WeatherBug
WeatherBug

This free weather app displays both a one-page summary and even satellite images of your area. It only loses any points at all for not being to display the temperature in centigrade. But, for free, that’s a churlish niggle.

Band
Band

Band isn’t free but it’s still amazing value for £5.99. Honestly, I’ve tried fully-fledged “pro” software that’s less usable than this.
Band

The drum machine is great fun. Good samples, nice layout full marks for using a standard layout. Hopefully, this will help newbies if they ever move on to buy a real drum machine.
Band

The piano bit shows off iPhone’s multi-touch tech: yep, you can play chords rather than being limited to tapping out monophonic melodies as on other mobile music platforms (that’s if you even get to tap anything at all).

Super Monkey Ball

Oh wow! This is currently the top app on the iTunes App Store and it’s not hard to see why.

Your six quid buys you a near-perfect implementation of the simian locomotion classic. Like all the best apps I’ve tested so far, SMB makes brilliant use of the iPhone’s capabilities. The graphics look a ton better than anything I’ve seen on the Nintendo DS, fluid and detailed.

But the killer part is that you control your ape by tilting the iPhone. This may sound a bit rubbish but trust me, it’s a lot more fun than the Wii’s rather counter-intuitive motion sensing.

Bad point? It’s too bloody hard! :-(

Sooo, that’s what I’m rocking on my superduper old-skool iPhone Classic so far. Now I’m impatient! BRING ME MORE STUPID APPS!

Update – US Murdered 47 Civilians

US Murders 47 Afghan Civilians

A US air strike in eastern Afghanistan on Sunday killed 47 civilians, 39 of them women and children, an Afghan government investigating team says.
(Source: BBC News)

This is an update to this post.

NOTE: Still no mention of this on the TV or other mainstream mass-media.

Now, if it had been Iran or North Korea or China who’d just murdered 47 civilians…

Bzangy Groink At Bar Lisi, 9/07/08

Wooo! Thanks to everyone who came down last night for Bzangy at Bar Lisi, braving the traditional British summertime torrential storms. You’re all lovely, lovely people!

I got loads of great requests too, so much that I even broke my own rules and played a band more than once – see if you cant spot it in the playlist below. (Consequently, there’s a bit more older stuff than usual but I still played a hefty slab of 2008 freshness :-) )

Again, I’m so chuffed there seems to be an audience in Derby for new music, whatever the genre. And also for the mad, old tunes I can’t resist slipping in. I played quite a few soundtrack choices last night as it seemed to fit the weather outside. :-)

You heard:

School of Seven Bells – Chain
The Group L.E. – Chi-Town Anthems
Russian Circles – Harper Lewis
Marco Passarani – Again
Ghosty – Dumbo Wins Again
Dead Meadow – Ain’t Got Nothing (To Go Wrong)
The IRS – The World Is Theirs
The Fall of Troy – Problem!?
Matthew Rozeik – Five Easy Steps
The Lodger – The Conversation
Depeche Mode – Lilian
Bernard Herrmann – Thank God For The Rain
Little Bruce – I Can Make It Bounce
Girl Talk – Shut The Club Down
Glassjaw – Babe
Sebadoh – Ocean
Benny Goodman – Swingtime In The Rockies
Throwdown – Raise Your Fist
Braintax – The Beast Is Us
Clevz – Blest
Eux Autres – The City All To Himself
Barry Gray and Vic Elmes – Ufo
System of a Down – Spiders
Why? – The Vowels Pt. 2
Deerhunter – Never Stops
Shawn Jackson – Soopafly (Feat. Ty & Kory)
Riddle of Steel – Got This Feelin’
Shinobu Tanaka, Kenta Nagata – Mario Kart Main Theme
Sébastien Tellier – Sexual Sportswear
Craig G and Marly Marl – Reintroduction
Burning Skies – Emocalypse
The Decemberists – July, July!
Sons and Daughters – This Gift
Michael Hunter – Soviet Connection
Neon Neon – I Lust U
Mystic Man & Eshamanjaro – Off It
David McCallum – The Edge
The Plastic Constellations – East Cleveland
Aeroc – Idiom
The Hidden Cameras – In The Union Of Wine
Grandaddy – Now It’s On
The Bird and the Bee – Again & Again
Tycho – Cascade
The Hold Steady – Stay Positive
Danny! – Guess Who’s Back
Roy Budd – Carter Takes A Train
Bright Eyes – Take It Easy (Love Nothing)
Michna – Triple Chrome Dipped
Atmosphere – Shoulda Known
The Darling Buds – Shame On You
Frightened Rabbit – Fast Blood
Late of the Pier – Heartbeat
Refused – Summerholidays Vs. Punkroutine
JSDY – All Shapes
Ajax Starglider – All Out War
Lykke Li – Little Bit
A Different Breed of Killer – Omega
The Presets – Yippiyo-Ay
Girl Talk – Set It Off
Errors – Dance Music
Ratatat – Crips
Eagle*Seagull – Photograph
Man Parrish – Hip Hop Be Bop
Pete and The Pirates – Mr Understanding
The Notwist – One With The Freaks
Viro the Virus – Jersey’s Finest
The Sea and Cake – Sound & Vision
The Invisible Cities – Tentacle
Modcam – Grain Season
LEN – Steal My Sunshine
The Magnetic Fields – The Death Of Ferdinand De Saussure
Dosh – Don’t Wait For The Needle To Drop
John Barry – Capsule In Space
Randy Newman – Ragtime
Laurie Anderson – O Superman (For Massenet)

Murdoch Moves Against Iran

Darth Murdoch
Darth Murdoch… or is it William Randolph Hearst?

I’ve just read this on Keyvan’s blog:

Media Lens have received legal threats from the Times newspaper concerning their latest media alert, Selling The Fireball: Bush and Iran. Due to these threats they’ve had to amend their alert to remove responses from Times journalist Bronwen Maddox. To read the excellent alert, including the parts the editors have had to remove, you can try one of the following sites: UK Indymedia, UK Watch, CASMII (Campaign Against Sanctions and Military Intervention in Iran).

The Media Lens editors posted the following message about the threats:

We have received repeated threats of legal and police action from Alastair Brett, legal manager of News International’s Times Newspapers on June 28 and July 2. Brett claims a Times Journalist, Bronwen Maddox, has been subject to threatening emails from Media Lens readers. Brett also claims that we have breached copyright by publishing an email from Maddox without permission. We have sought legal advice and, having essentially zero resources for fighting a court case, feel we have no choice but to delete Maddox’s email from our media alert, ‘Selling The Fireball’, as demanded. You can see the amended version [here.]

With more than 1 million people lying dead in Iraq, it pains us greatly to see our attempt to host an honest, rational discussion on the looming threat of war with Iran butchered in this way.

It is almost exactly seven years since we started Media Lens and this is the first time we have been threatened with legal action. We will have more to say about this in due course, as will others. As ever, we strongly urge readers to maintain a polite, non-aggressive and non-abusive tone in communicating with journalists.

(Source: Keyvan Minoukadeh)

Rupert Murdoch is partly responsible for the pile of dead in Iraq. It’s well documented that he used his vast empire to agitate for the illegal invasion of Iraq.

And look what’s happening now: Murdoch’s mouthpiece, The Times, is now selling the lie of a dangerous Iran.

Dangerous how? How many countries has Iran invaded in the past five years? How many people lie dead at the hands of Iranian troops? If it’s less than 1.2 million, then I can think of more dangerous countries.

So, by choosing not to report what the IAEA had to say about the true security threat, or indeed the USA’s own National Intelligence Estimate, The Times heeds its warmonger master’s voice.

When Media Lens pulled up The Times’ writer Bronwen Maddox on this, it first received a quite dismissive, evasive response and then, when pointing out further flaws, no response at all.

Until it was threatened with legal action from Rupert Murdoch’s corporation.

Understandably, Media Lens has edited its page because, unlike Murdoch, it hasn’t got pockets swollen with the proceeds of international tax evasion. (You can still see the original post here and here).

Murdoch has successfully bullied a tiny, independent news source. Again, we witness the wonders of the free-market system and how glorious captains of industry like Murdoch protect our freedom of speech.

And in case you find it bizarre that a media mogul is trying to start wars, well it wouldn’t be the first time:

The Spanish-American War (April-August 1898) was the first conflict in which military action was precipitated by media involvement. The war grew out of U.S. interest in a fight for revolution between the Spanish military and citizens of their Cuban colony. American newspapers fanned the flames of interest in the war by fabricating atrocities which justified intervention in a number of Spanish colonies worldwide.

Several forces within the United States were pushing for a war with Spain. Their tactics were wide ranging and their goal was to engage the opinion of the American people any way possible. Men such as William Randolph Hearst, the owner of The New York Journal was involved in a circulation war with Joseph Pulitzer of the New York World and saw the conflict as a way to sell papers. Many newspapers ran articles of a sensationalist nature and sent correspondents to Cuba to cover the war. Correspondents had to evade Spanish Authorities, usually they were unable to get reliable news and relied heavily on informants for their stories.

Many stories were derived from second or third hand accounts and were either elaborated, misrepresented or completely fabricated by journalists to enhance their dramatic effect.
(Source: Wikipedia)

Manufacturing “evidence?” Whipping up the public with baseless fear? Using your newspapers to further your own political agenda?

Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?

The Dead That Don’t Count

US Kills More Afghan Civilians

At least 20 people have been killed in a missile strike by coalition forces in Afghan’s eastern Nangarhar province.

Local people say that the group was a wedding party and that most of the dead were women and children.

Meanwhile Afghan President Hamid Karzai has ordered an investigation into a missile attack by US helicopters on Friday in which 15 people died.

Deh Bala district governor Hamisha Gul told AFP news agency that 22 people had been killed in the strike – 19 of them women and children – and several more wounded.
(Source: BBC News)

If you see any news on the telly about Iraq or Afghanistan (and that’s a pretty big ‘if’), it’ll be some footage of chaos and news of yet another car bombing. Like a lot of people, this might give you the feeling that the major cause of death in those countries is the favourite catchphrase of the US propaganda machine: “sectarian clashes.” If you ignore this:

These shocking statistics are made all the more horrific when we realize that among the 600,000 [now 1.2 million] or so victims of Iraqi war violence, the largest portion have been killed by the American military, not by carbombings or death squads, or violent criminals — or even all these groups combined.
(Source: AlterNet)

What you won’t see, night after night, day after day is the innocent civilians murdered by the ruthless forces of occupation. Nope. That’s not worth mentioning.

You see, if a carbomb kills ten people at a checkpoint, that’s news. It shows that these troublesome brown people need us to teach them how to live, to teach them about the wonders of democracy and Sky+.

However, if US bombs kill 15 people in Afghanistan on Friday and then another 22 people only two days later… well, that’s simply unfortunate. Never mind that 19 of those 22 were women and children. And that it was a wedding party.

Hey – why don’t we retroactively say they were insurgents? Perhaps plant some guns near the bodies of the children? That’s worked before!

Meanwhile, the forces of liberation keep slaughtering the people they came to liberate and we, the marvellous, civilised West, all turn a blind eye…

But enough of this – wasn’t there a tennis tournament on today? Oh, what jolly fun!