Apple Makes Little Girl Cry

Apple makes little girl cry
“And like, could you, like, stop being so, like evuuul?”

Further to my earlier anti-Apple rant:

Little girl notes down some helpful suggestions, posts them off to Apple. Then…

After three months Shea received a reply from Cupertino… signed by Apple’s Senior Counsel, Mark Aaker, who put the little girl in her place by stating “please do not send” suggestions, and letting her know Apple doesn’t accept unsolicited ideas. Said Shea, who went running to her room, “It was kind of like they were saying, ‘Oh, we don’t want your idea — it’s not good or anything.’”
(Source: Engadget)

Really, I couldn’t make this shit up.

What next? How long before Apple starts randomly kicking puppies and punching babies in the throat?

Generals Blast Rumsfeld

Rumsfeld, the fucking cunt

Two more retired US generals called overnight on Donald Rumsfeld to resign as US defence secretary, adding to a deepening rift within the Pentagon.

Six generals – two of whom commanded troops in Iraq – have now called on Mr Rumsfeld to stand down over his leadership of the war.

Retired Major General John Riggs told National Public Radio that Mr Rumsfeld had helped create an atmosphere of “arrogance” among the Pentagon’s civilian leadership. “They only need the military advice when it satisfies their agenda. I think that’s a mistake, and that’s why I think he should resign,” he said.
(Source: The Guardian)

Awwww, poor wittle Rummy! Everyone’s against him! Neocons, lefties, 72% of US troops serving in Iraq. Well, not quite everyone. Bush has, obviously, already issued a defence of his embattled defence secretary.

Typically, these statements by generals haven’t got the coverage they deserve on the mass media. For generals to criticise government officials while a war is still being waged is an enormously unusual situation. These kind of attacks on policy are normally saved for weighty memoirs published decades after the cessation of hostilities.

It’s yet another example of how the America’s disastrous invasion and occupation of Iraq is creating huge fallout back at home. The cracks are beginning to appear in the US ruling classes and cant is being replaced with accusations and blame-dodging.

Six generals. Six.

Those are six pillars of the US military. You don’t get to be an American general by being a tree-hugging Commie, after all. That these military leaders have chosen to lambast US foreign policy proves that the neocon whitewashing of the Iraq crusade is failing drastically. It’s also a pretty sharp warning that the PNAC‘s wet dream of everlasting war may not be shared by the US military.

How will the American right criticise these generals, how will they trivialise their concerns and attack their characters?

How can you wage war when your own generals turn on you?

Motherfucking Logic Pro 7.2

Logic Pro 7.2 - A BAG OF WANK ON A STICK
Logic Pro Hobbyist 7.2

This week, I’ve been mastering my new album. A lot of the tracks are already mixed down as stereo audio, ready to drop into a CD-authoring program. Some of the others are off my AW2400, which is nothing but a constant source of joy and inspiration. But I’ve got a couple I’ve had to return to, to tweak a couple of things. And, unfortunately, these are tracks I recorded in Logic Pro:

LIES, ALL LIES!

Yes, look at it. It’s all lovely and shiny and menu-ey and plugin-y. The only trouble is…

IT DOESN’T WORK!

Once upon a time, Logic was a also a source of joy and inspiration. Back in the days when it was Emagic Logic Audio Platinum, it was the finest software sequencer around. It had rock-solid timing, upgrades that were major improvements and most importantly, a company behind it that cared and was friendly and responsive.

Then Apple bought Logic, re-tagged it ‘Pro’ and apparently decided to fuck it up the arse until it fell apart. The first thing I noticed was appalling MIDI timing. I think that was around version 7 or maybe 7.1. Logic used to promote the MIDI timestamping it enjoyed when connected to an Emagic-made interface. When I investigated the timing, I found out that Logic no longer recognises my AMT8. So, as far as it’s concerned, it’s connected to any old MIDI interface. I checked the various forums and found out it was a “known issue.” Anything being done about it? Any solutions? Nope.

Around this time, I stopped using it for any serious rhythmic sequencing. It was fine for a bit of mixing or tidying up tracks sequenced elsewhere, nothing more.

Then the 7.2 update came out! I bought it because I hoped it would address the MIDI issues.

And that’s when Apple decided to progress from taking the piss to crapping directly on my head.

Yesterday, I opened up a song which, using Logic 7.1, would take around 3 seconds to load. With spangly-new 7.2, it took nine minutes.

Think that’s bad? Hell, that’s nothing! That’s just the pooh hors d’oeuvres, baby!

After waiting all that time, I tried to load an old EXS-24 patch, one which had worked fine since at least version 7. Spinning beach ball and then… freeze. So I had to reboot.

I loaded the song again. Had a nice cup of tea and a biccy during the nine minutes to re-open the track. Tried EXS. Crash. Reboot.

After this happened four times, I gave up and loaded another song, one that I knew just needed a slight tweak, no new EXS business. Nine minutes passed. Finally, I hit the space bar and…

…nothing…

The screen froze and eventually, after another two minute wait, I got a Core Audio error. Disk too slow, can’t synch. Why, you piece of crap? You managed to play the track perfectly well when you were 7.1! Arggh!

Can you imagine how frustrating this is when you’re trying to get your album done? Music isn’t a hobby for me: it’s my profession. I can’t afford to use tools that lose me entire days of working time due to their gross unreliability.

Again, I went to the forums. Again, it’s apparently a known issue and the cure was to get Project Manager to rescan un-resolved files. So I did that. This time 7.2 found the EXS instruments but it still didn’t play the song without frequent freezes and error popups. Hell, one time it played the song with the drums half-a-bar behind the audio. Kind of makes a mockery of MIDI timestamping, eh?

I’m venting all this because I’m so, so frustrated at what’s happened to Logic. It used to be the hub of my work, tootling along in the background happily, reliably. Now what was once slim usefulness has become shoddy, bug-ridden bloatware. I don’t care about all the fancy plugins if the damn thing can’t even play a song with only 16 tracks of 16bit/44.1KHz properly. It can’t sequence MIDI in time, it can’t play audio – what’s the fucking point of it? And why the hell did I have to go scouring the internet to find a solution to the Project Manager problem, I bought a Mac so I wouldn’t have to engage in that kind of Microsoft-level waste of my time. Why does the “upgrade” to 7.2 break existing songs? That’s not an upgrade, that’s a breakgrade.

So, after I sully myself rescuing the final track from its clutches, this is one Pro User who will never, ever use Logic Pro again. I think this software is completely unsuitable for professionals and I’d advise all but the least serious music hobbyist to steer well clear of it. It’ll suck the money out of your wallet, the hours out of your day and the fun out of your music-making.

Apple, why does everything you touch turn to shit?

RAF Officer: “US Like Nazis”

Jailed for not being a Nazi

An RAF doctor who refused to serve in Iraq has been sentenced to eight months in jail and dismissed from the service.

Flt Lt Malcolm Kendall-Smith, 37, was found guilty of five charges of disobeying orders after he refused to go to Basra last June.

He claimed his actions were justified as the UK involvement was illegal.
(Source: BBC News)

Kendall-Smith has already served twice in Iraq. What would make this officer risk his entire career, his reputation and his freedom? Here’s Kendall-Smith’s own words:

“I have evidence that the Americans were on a par with Nazi Germany with its actions in the Persian Gulf. I have documents in my possession which support my assertions,” he told the court. “This is on the basis that on-going acts of aggression in Iraq and systematically applied war crimes provide a moral equivalent between the US and Nazi Germany.”

Kendall-Smith told the court that he considered the war in Iraq to be the equivalent of an “imperial invasion and occupation”. He said he was extremely disturbed by America’s “imperial campaign of military conquest”, which was in direct conflict with his duties.

He added: “It struck me as incongruous and disturbing that the US air force published the phrase ‘global power for America’ on their documentation during the conflict. I found that the phrase ‘global power for America’ was imperial.”
(Source: The Guardian)

This evidence he speaks of isn’t some paranoid lefty fantasy: it’s the many reports of torture and murder carried out by US forces. It’s the photographs of grinning soldiers next to Iraqi prisoners they’ve beaten to death. It’s TV footage of US soldiers shooting unarmed, injured Iraqis dead.

From torture prisons like Abu Ghraib to the installation of a puppet government, the US invasion of Iraq seems to have been copied from the Nazi occupation of France and other countries. Similarly, the Nazi’s justified their actions by saying they were pre-emptively attacking a danger to their nation. And that they were “liberating” those peoples. The Nazi’s also had their own troublesome “insurgents” – we call them the French Resistance.

Kendall-Smith has been publically villified by the judge presiding over this trial. His honour has been trashed and at the very least he will never serve in the RAF again (he’s appealing against the jail term). And yet, this man is a soldier who should be the model for every soldier in the world. He’s refusing to follow orders which he believes to be illegal. We’ve been all through this before:

The Nuremberg Defense is a legal defense that essentially states that the defendant was “only following orders” (“Befehl ist Befehl”) and is therefore not responsible for his crimes. The defense was most famously employed during the Nuremberg Trials, after which it is named.

Before the end of World War II, the Allies suspected such a defense might be employed, and issued the London Charter of the International Military Tribunal, which specifically stated that this was not a valid defense against charges of war crimes.
(Source: Wikipedia)

A soldier must remain a human being. When they become robots, that’s when the atrocities are committed. Millions of people died in concentration camps because soldiers followed orders without ever questioning them.

That Kendall-Smith is being punished for refusing to take part in a barbaric, illegal occupation based on false grounds is astounding. This is a solider that deserves a medal, not a jail sentence.

Vince Guaraldi

Vince Guaraldi

Guess what CD arrived in the post this morning…

Four years later, in the summer of 2003, Vince Guaraldi’s son, David, teamed up with Bluebird Records to release “The Charlie Brown Suite”. The centerpiece selection, long spoken of in reverential tones by fans who only knew of it but never had heard it, is the fully orchestrated “Charlie Brown Suite”, recorded live on May 18, 1969, during a benefit performance with Amici Della Musica (Richard Williams, conductor) at Mr. D’s, a theater/restaurant in San Francisco’s North Beach region. This awesome piece of music clocks in at roughly 40 minutes and skillfully weaves half a dozen songs into an integrated whole: “Linus and Lucy”, “The Great Pumpkin Waltz”, “Peppermint Patty”, “Oh, Good Grief”, “Rain, Rain, Go Away” and “Red Baron”.
(Source: Vince Guaraldi.com)

I grew up reading ‘Peanuts’ and watching all the specials on TV. Basically, if you were a little kid in the 1970s, you couldn’t move without bumping into Snoopy and his roundheaded friend.

A huge part of the reason I loved the TV show’s was Vince Guaraldi’s wonderful music. There’s a depth there and a tenderness that never verges into trite tweeness, as so much of music “for children” sadly does. No wonder I’ve loved Guaraldi’s music for over thirty years.

This CD is a must for any Guaraldi / ‘Peanuts’ fan. But I’d say it’s pretty essential for anyone who loves catchy, jazzy instrumental music. There’s just something about it, I can’t put it into words… it rolls along, sounding so simple but actually there are layers of movement and hinted melodies that draw you in. And what timing the man has! No wonder he was nicknamed Dr. Funk by fellow jazzers.

Buy it and set aside time to listen to it all the way through, no skipping tracks. Let Guaraldi’s music soak into you like summer sunshine and I guarantee you’ll smile.

I don’t think I’m a great piano player”, Vince Guaraldi once said, “but I would like to have people like me, to play pretty tunes and reach the audience. And I hope some of those tunes will become standards. I want to write standards, not just hits”.

He got his wish.
(Source: Vince Guaraldi.com)

The Nicest Email I’ve Ever Got

Happy Jyoti!

This immense flattery just in:

After getting into various new artists through your website as well as the usual means – I then shove this great music into all of my friends ears (particularly those of my brother!) and they love it!

I’m probably going to be ‘DJing’ at a night that the singer of my bro’s band Lynch Rider Lulu is putting on in Camden in May and you can bet your ass that my ‘set’ (heh heh) is gonna be inspired by your eclectic DJ sets! Indeed, I’ve been making compilation CD’s like nobody’s business and they’re being really well received by friends etc.

So, if it wasn’t for you I may never of heard of great artists like The Perceptionists, Modeselektor, Serge Gainsbourg, Herman Dune, Plans & Apologies, Venetian Snares and Athletic Mic League to name a few.

Sorry to go on and sound a bit ‘gushey’ (is that even a word?) – I just really wanted you to know dude!
(From Matt Garner)

Since realising that my DJing in Derby was essentially pointless, I’ve had a handful of emails from people thanking me for DJing and saying how they found new music via my weekly playlists.

As an over-emotional, songwriting kind of feller, I was a bit depressed at my Bless DJing ending. But the upswing of that pendulum is that these emails have cheered me up loads! :-D

All I want to do with my DJing is help people find some of the absolutely fan-fucking-tastic new music out there. Every year, I hear more great new music and every year less of it gets on the TV or radio. Indeed, people who judge by the mass media frequently moan to me how awful the contemporary music scene is.

Total ARSE-ROT!

You just have to look a little further.

So… I’ll have to find some other way to get the word out. Maybe I should simply DJ in my sitting room to my mates and then post up that playlist? :-)

I’ve been carefully checking out the podcasting and net radio options and it’s all a bit scary. I don’t want to pay out thousands in licensing or get taken to court by the BPI.

Ideally, I’d love my own show on Radio 2 where I could ramble on about all the connections / background of the music I play and perhaps have guest bands in for sessions. That would be the total wet dream!

Ironically, as I’m typing this, I’m watching Top Of The Pops and the music is so utterly godawful that I’m now bleeding from every orifice.

So GIMME A SHOW, YOU BASTARDS!

I’d like these bands in session for my first show, ta:

Frog Pocket
Akir
The Red Chord
Suburban Kids With Biblical Names

Thank you!

(Errr… failing that happening, I’ll post up some new playlists soon, pop pickers!)

US Planning To Attack Iran

Seymour Hersh

The Bush administration has sent undercover forces into Iran, and has stepped up secret planning for a possible major air attack on the country, according to the renowned US investigative journalist Seymour Hersh.

One former senior intelligence official is quoted as saying that Mr Bush and others in the White House have come to view Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, as a potential “Adolf Hitler”. According to a senior Pentagon adviser on the “war on terror”, “this White House believes that the only way to solve the problem is to change the power structure in Iran, and that means war”. The danger, he adds, is that “it also reinforces the belief inside Iran that the only way to defend the country is to have a nuclear capability”.
(Source: The Independent)

In case you’re wondering about Seymour Hersh’s credentials:

Seymour Myron (Sy) Hersh (born April 8, 1937) is an American investigative journalist and author based in New York City. He is a regular contributor to The New Yorker on military and security matters. His work first gained worldwide recognition in 1969 for exposing the My Lai massacre and its cover-up during the Vietnam War, for which he received the 1970 Pulitzer Prize for International Reporting. His 2004 reports on the US Military’s treatment of detainees at Abu Ghraib prison gained much attention.
(Source: Wikipedia)

In my far less qualified opinion, I also believe that the US is building towards attacking Iran. It’s stated reasons for doing so are as false as the reasons it gave for its attack on Iraq. As I write this, the same gang of corrupt supporters of murder are starting their media campaign against Iran. They are the paid mouthpieces for the PNAC cabal, they will be selling the lie of why America must invade Iran to the world. The real reasons remain the same: oil and power.

What we have to decide as free citizens is what we’re going to do about it. As Britons, we have the freedom to protest, to stop our government once again playing sidekick to Bush’s slaughter. These aren’t freedoms granted to us by kings or Parliaments, these are freedoms we’ve won for ourselves, over centuries of struggle, against our ruling classes.

And now Butcher Blair is removing our right to protest. The anti-terrorism laws aren’t being used to fight terrorists, they’re being used to harrass pensioners and silence political opponents.

So, I believe you have to scream now. You have to fight and shout and march and sing and type and do everything possible to Stop The War.

Because if you don’t, you might never have the chance to open your mouth again.

Cameraman Murdered By IDF

James Miller, murdered by the Israeli Defence Force

A British cameraman shot dead in the Gaza Strip by an Israeli soldier was murdered, an inquest jury has decided.

James Miller, 34, from Devon, was shot by a soldier from the Israeli Defence Force (IDF) while making a film in a Palestinian refugee camp in 2003.

An Israeli investigation in April 2005 cleared a soldier of misusing firearms.
(Source: BBC News)

So, yet again, we have a slight difference of opinion here. The IDF and Israeli Defence Force claim there was no misuse of firearms. Whereas a British jury says it was murder.

The mindset of a murderer is a totally illogical zone. A suicide bomber can calmly board an Israeli bus, sit down next to innocent travellers and then murder them. In their insane, deranged minds, this is somehow justifiable. Similarly, the IDF can shoot innocent Palestinians, bulldoze peace protestors to death and murder journalists without even a flicker of remorse. Opposing sides, identical lunatic, Nazi mindsets.

Of course, the average suicide bomber or Israeli soldier is a mere beginner at murder compared to grand masters like Saddam Hussein or Tony Blair. These men are monsters, smiling and justifying their slaughter of innocents with the kind of arrogant imperiousness that only the criminally insane can muster. Strange that only one of them is on trial for war crimes.

The jury spokeswoman added: “It is a fact that from day one of this inquest the Israeli authorities have not been forthcoming in the investigation into the circumstances surrounding Mr Miller’s death.”

[Metropolitan Police Det Insp] Mr Anderson said: “Israel has been uncooperative with the Metropolitan Police in that they haven’t allowed us access to interview soldiers and witnesses.”
(Source: BBC News)

James Miller is dead, murdered by an IDF soldier, a force that, ironically, every day more closely resembles Sturmabteilung. Dissenters are silenced and “all opposition is stamped into the ground.” A world turned upside down?

Galaxy Modelling And God Bothering

Galaxy Modelling

Two astronomers have performed one of the world’s largest astrophysics simulations to date in order to model the growth of galaxies. Using the “Earth Simulator” supercomputer in Japan, which is also used for climate modelling and simulating seismic activity, Masao Mori of the University of California at Los Angeles and Masayuki Umemura at the University of Tsukuba have calculated how galaxies evolved from just 300 million years after the Big bang to the present day. The results show that galaxies may have evolved much faster than currently believed (Nature 440 644).
(Source: Physics Web)

This is why I love astrophysics: the concepts it develops and discusses are hugely brain-stretching. If this model is accurate, it changes how we think galaxies develop over time and a lot of astrophysics textbooks will be outdated:

Until now, galaxies were thought to have evolved gradually and become enriched in heavier elements beyond hydrogen and helium over a period of 10 billion years by repeated star formation and supernova explosions.

“Our finding shows that galaxy formation proceeded much faster and that a large amount of heavy elements were produced in galaxies in just 1 billion years,” says Mori.
(Source: Physics Web)

As an aside, isn’t this bit lovely?:

These observations, first made in 2003, show that we are living in a flat universe comprising just 4% ordinary matter, 22% dark matter and 74% dark energy — in agreement with the standard model of cosmology.
(Source: Physics Web)

So, to the best of our current knowledge, everything you see around you, the Earth and all the matter it comprises, all the matter in the solar system and all the matter we can directly interact with in the universe is only 4% of the universe.

Let me put that into diagrammatic terms for you:

Galaxy Chart

See that little red bit? That’s you, everything you know and have interacted with and all the rest of the ordinary matter in the universe. The blue bit, the 96%, is the crazy-ass shit we don’t properly understand yet. (And we’re not completely knowledgable about that 4% either.)

If there is a God, I’m pretty sure shehe has got a world of dark matter beings somewhere that shehe cares for and watches over. We’re obviously just some scrap at the side, the sawdust left over after making some fine table.

Either that or shehe is absolutely rubbish at woodwork.