Where’s the Livejournal gif for my current mood?
I want it 128 colours and no dither used
So that dull fucking twats
See it and drop dead
Where’s the handy animation
To hang over my head?
Where’s the killfilter for your stream of utter shite?
Why can’t I banish you from my eyes?
Your thirteenth-hand opinions culled from the Live TV Newsbunny
Your reach [...]
Archive for November, 2004
Jimmy Edgar
This week’s top new music was Jimmy Edgar’s ‘Uniform (Citation).’ It’s from his new release on Warp Records. Please check it out if you’re a fan of the bleeping and the blooping.
The top old song was ‘White Punks On Hope’ by Crass. What can I say about Crass, these magnificent lions who roared while [...]
Obviously what causes war is the desire for power, position, prestige, money; also the disease called nationalism, the worship of a flag; and the disease of organized religion, the worship of a dogma.
All these are the causes of war; if you as an individual belong to any of the organized religions, if you are [...]
I just got this incoming transmission from Commander Zorg, CEO of UK Resistance:
Dude!
Thanks for ignoring most of 2003, when the site wasn’t funny, or updated, or any good.
Cheers,
Gary
That’s the beauty of the wunnerful innerned. Maybe Zorg’s a stalker of mine but I think it’s more likely he found my UKR plug whilst Google egosurfing. Yay [...]
I used to read a lot of funny websites. Then I stopped because they weren’t funny any more. The funny was replaced with banner ads strobing at 30Hz, popups, popunders, popfuckingsideways and leaden parodies of Star Wars films. This emigration to Unfunny Land was usually when the websites started chasing big money, hanging out in [...]
I managed to capture the above pic in the few Planck seconds that Logic wasn’t crashing like a bastard
I haven’t been writing much on here lately because I’ve been finishing off a remix I’m doing for The Jeunes, an excellent up-and-coming band from Seattle.
One of the reasons it’s taken so bloody long is that [...]
Robotnicka, great punk fun
Tonight’s top new song was ‘Banana’ by French punks Robotnicka. It’s a marvellous splurge of techpunk, sounding a bit like ‘79 Devo but with its own twist. But don’t take my word for it: since Robotnicka are lovely anarchists, you can check it out yourself by downloading it from their website here. [...]
I’m watching the ITV news about the resignation of Colin Powell. What complete, utter bullshit.
They’re painting him as some kind of moderate. Moderate? I suppose if you called Speer a moderate Nazi, then Powell is a moderate in relation to the PNAC cabal who now run America.
At this moment they’re talking about Powell’s glittering [...]
Chin up, Chin Up Chin Up!
Tonight’s top tune was ‘I Hope For Tumbleweeds’ by Chin Up Chin Up. Confusing name, cracking band. Check out their debut album on Flameshovel Records. It’s a corker, very layered and yet still accessible. They’ve been compared to Braid but to my ears they’re a lot poppier. Still twiddly but [...]
Ol’ Dirty Bastard, one of the rap world’s most colorful characters and biggest troublemakers, died Saturday afternoon, after collapsing at the Wu-Tang Clan’s Manhattan recording studio. He was 35, and would have turned 36 today [Monday 15th].
(Source: NJ.com)
Fucking hell - 35?
For anyone who’s ever loved hip hop, ODB’s death is like a kick in [...]