I, Ryan Ray

Manish Dayal as Ryan Ray - Halt and Catch Fire _ Season 3, Episode 2  - Photo Credit: Tina Rowden/AMC
Manish Dayal as Ryan Ray – Halt and Catch Fire _ Season 3, Episode 2  – Photo Credit: Tina Rowden/AMC

“I, Ryan Ray, released the MacMillan source code.

I acted alone and nobody told me to do it.

I did this because security is a myth.

Contrary to what you might have heard, my friend, you are not safe. Safety is a story, it’s something we teach our kids so they can sleep at night, but we know it’s not real.

Beware baffled humans, beware false prophets who will sell you a fake future of bad teachers, corrupt leaders and dirty corporations.

Beware of cops and robbers, the kinds that rob your dreams. But most of all, beware of each other.

The world is going to crack wide open. There is something on the horizon. A massive connectivity. The barriers between us will disappear, and we’re not ready.

We’ll hurt each other in new ways, we’ll sell and be sold, we’ll share our most tender selves only to be mocked and destroyed. We’ll be so vulnerable, and we’ll pay the price.

We won’t be able to pretend that we can protect ourselves anymore. It’s a huge danger, a gigantic risk, but it’s worth it, if only we can learn to take care of each other, then this awesome new connection won’t isolate us.

It won’t leave us in the end so totally alone.”

– Final statement of Ryan Ray,  December 18, 1986.

Destination Star Trek 50 @NEC, Birmingham, 7-9/10/16

Waiting to break a Guinness World Record for number of cosplayers! #dst50 #destinationstartrek50 #tos #tas #tng #ds9 #voyager #enterprise #fb #fl #startrek

After the original series was cancelled, there was no Star Trek on television until the animated series in 1973. When the producers were casting the cartoon, they initially decided not to use George Takei and Nichelle Nichols. It would save money to get their roles played by other actors.

But Leonard Nimoy refused to work on the series unless the entire original cast was brought back. He believed that the message of Trek was one of diversity and no two actors better represented that ideal than Takei and Nichols. He stood up for his fellow actors in a way that is very rare in TV and film.

This is what Star Trek is all about. This is what Star Trek means to me.

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My feet hurt. I have Euclideanly flat feet so walking any distance is always a painful chore. My feet are red and will take a couple of days to recover from the weekend. They’re in that state because I spent the last three days walking round the NEC, the venue for Destination Star Trek 50. (The 50 stands for the fifty years since the original series’ first episode was first broadcast, way back in 1966.) My Trek buddy Nat and I joined thousands of others who all flocked to Hall 4 to see our idols in person and perhaps get their autograph or even a photo with them.

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The event was chocker with Trek actors; Marina Sirtis, Alice Krige, Garrett Wang, Armin Shimmerman, WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER…. Well, you get the idea. It was wall-to-wall famous faces. I heard Marina, Alice and Christoper Lloyd take part in a great talk about the differences between TV and cinema (well, it was meant to be, it covered a much wilder gamut, thanks to the always fabulous Ms. Sirtis).

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I also heard Adam Nimoy talk about his beautiful documentary, For The Love Of Spock and I have to confess that I was crying through a lot of that event. For me, Trek and Spock and my Dad are all interconnected. I miss my Dad so much and he loved Spock / Nimoy as much as I did. It was my Dad who introduced me to SF and Star Trek, we used to love watching it together, right up to the reboot films. When Nimoy died, my Dad was truly saddened by his passing. He would have loved Adam’s documentary had he lived long enough to see it.

Nat and I dropped in on other talks and competitions too. But we both agreed that the best part of the whole event was, as Adam Nimoy and Marina Sirtis both stated separately, the fans.


If you want a feeling of inclusion, if you want a feeling of being an un-judged member of a family, go to a Star Trek con. I talked here about the utopian and profoundly progressive DNA of Trek and the proof of that is in the fandom. In no other place will you find such open minds and open hearts. We don’t care about race or gender or sexuality or religion or physical shape. Hell, we don’t even care if you only know one show or only like one character. The MRA-fuelled bile of the gaming scene, the gatekeeping, bullying and sexist vitriol has no place in Trek fandom. Any Trek convention you go to will be the anti-matter version of a Trump rally. Take all that right-wing paranoia and hatred and fear and pessimism about the future and replace it with throngs of people who accept the beauty of infinite diversity in infinite combination.

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I wandered about all weekend, getting pics of fellow Trekkies and you can see for yourself the diversity of our cadre. Some of us are blind, some of us can see, some of us are bipedal, some of us are tripedal or roll on four wheels. Some are old, some are tiny, enthusiastic children, leaping about with glee. Me, I’m hugely fat and look a lot like a perplexed walrus. None of that matters because we are the best people.

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Why? Because we dream of a future that is the opposite of Theresa May’s desperate Norsefire manifesto. We dream of a future where Earth is at peace and education, healthcare and food is universally available and accessible. The people I met at DST50 are the best people. Overwhelmingly friendly, charming and geekily garrulous, I had a fucking blast this weekend.

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If you get the chance to go to a Trek con, pick out a costume (or don’t, if you’re shy, doesn’t matter!) and then GO. You won’t regret it. Promise.

Until then, live long and prosper.

Synthfest UK 2016

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Yesterday, I caught the train up to lovely, leafy Sheffield and had fun wandering around Synthfest UK 2016.

Now, pretty obviously, there were many synthesizers there. Rare old analogue beasts like this EMS Synthi:

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And the latest digital doodads like this nifty Modal hunk:
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There were three areas, all of them packed with geeks playing and prodding and eyeing the stacks of modules available for sale. I had a play on the above Modal synth as well as fiddling with various modular setups as I passed. It was just *beautiful* to be able to see so much gear, much of it esoteric, in one place and there to use. I felt a bit stunned, to be honest and I’m sure more than a few fellow geeks I passed had the same glazed expression. We were like tiny, tiny children who’d been let into a toyshop and told we could play with anything. Where do you start?
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The main hall was filled with the most incredible burbling, bleeping, warbling cacophony of sound. It sounded like Bebe and Louis Barron scoring a Krell riot. The most popular bits of gear had lengthy queues of fidgety suitors, the least popular had a couple of people sitting behind a table, issuing the occasional desultory squawk.

I got to meet a couple of Sound On Sound peeps which was lovely, actually putting faces to names. We had lunch and ranted about various things but I admit, I indulged in a lot of shop talk because, hey, music tech geeks! I couldn’t resist!
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Then, later, I bumped into my old mate Stephen Bennett who I know from waaay back when I was living in Norwich. And he introduced me to his mate Jarrod, from I Monster. We coffeed and, again, argued vigorously about music tech. It was lovey to catch up with Stephen and meet Jarrod. Got to love someone who can appreciate a fine organ.

Then, back upstairs and back to the stridulations and twiddling. Oh, so much twiddling.

By the time I left, I was knackered and slightly deaf thanks to some geezer doing really heavy tweaking of the Oberheim at the GForce booth. But I was very happy to have been at such a vibrant event, crammed with gear and geeks. There’s a Flickr gallery below that will give a tiny slice of the day:

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I wonder what they’ll do for Synthfest UK 2017? :-O



When you next worry about DANGEROUS TERRIST MUSLAMIC RAYGUNS just look at the stats for America.
The media is whipping up fear internationally. You have to ask yourself: why? And who is making money out of it?
Always follow the money…

Indiepop Fanzines From The Early ’90s

So, I finally had time to take some pics of the fanzines I have left from the earliest days of White Town and indiepopness around then. Possibly a couple are from ’89 but the rest are def early ’90s.

They’re amazing. The hard work and love popkids used to pour into making these is overwhelming now. No DTP, word processors, it was all Pritt Stick and Letraset! 

Have a look at the gallery on Flickr:

Anorak City

Halt And Catch Fire – Spalding Gray


Bosworth: “Looks like you’re in a performance of your own, hah? More of a one man show kind of a thing?”

Joe: “Yeah, I’m a regular Spalding Gray…”

THIS is why HACF rules.

THIS is why it actually IS the ‘80s and doesn’t merely present a copy of a copy of a parody of a copy as most ‘80s period pieces do.

If you were there, as I was, this line fucking hit home like a punch to the plexus.



It’s tiny details like this that all add up to make a TV show what it is. Cast badly, throw in tired cliches and you end up with HEY IT’S THE ‘80s and every motherfucker looking like Flock of Seagulls.

Have brilliant actors, wonderful costume and inspired set dressing coupled with writers who are obviously RAZOR FUCKING SHARP and you have Halt And Catch Fire. When Pace and Huss have the exchange above, in front of a ridiculous yuppie fishtank, it’s two fantastic actors just revelling in fucking with each other. It’s beautiful to behold. Most cinema doesn’t compare, let alone telly.

Thank you for re-affirming my faith, yet again, in TV as an art form and not visual wallpaper.

Happy 50th Birthday, Star Trek!


The following is an essay I wrote for part of my sociology degree. Obviously, it’s a little dry and academic but I think you can still get my love of Trek coming through. Enjoy!


“It speaks to some basic human needs, that there is a tomorrow – it’s not all going to be over in a big flash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans. No, ancient astronauts did not build the pyramids – human beings built them because they’re clever and they work hard. And Star Trek is about those things.”

– Gene Roddenberry, from the Star Trek 25th Anniversary special, 1991.

As noted by Andrew Milner (2009: 827), utopias have fallen out of favour in the last hundred years. Whereas More’s Utopia and Plato’s Republic were conscious attempts by the authors to envision an ideal society, popular culture of the 20th and early 21st centuries has favoured the dystopic. From E.M. Forster’s story The Machine Stops (1909) to Oblivion (2013), we seem to prefer our futures to be bleak, frightening and filled with existential despair.

But from 1966 to 2013, there has been one popular text that embraces and promotes the utopian, which portrays and disseminates equality, justice and reason: Star Trek. In this essay, I will examine the utopian centre of Star Trek and why, forty-six years on from its birth, it still has such appeal in popular culture. However, I will also balance this with criticism of Trek as being utopian only for certain citizens since there can be no one-size-fits-all perfect society. Perhaps, as John Gray (2007) contends, utopias are doomed in that they all carry out oppression of dissenters in some manner.

Firstly, we must define our terms. Although Star Trek originated as a network, one-hour TV series, when I refer to Star Trek I do not mean only this series, I mean the entire phenomenon of Star Trek in popular culture. In terms of strict canon, the starting point is the original series (TOS) and feature films starring that cast and successors. It also includes the TV series Star Trek: The Animated Series (TAS), Star Trek: The Next Generation (TNG), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (DS9), Star Trek: Voyager (VOY), Star Trek: Enterprise (ENT) and the most recent films by J.J. Abrams. I would also argue that the longevity and popularity of Trek is due to the engagement of its fans and that all their activity, from fan fiction to conventions can be seen to be crucial, non-canon parts of the text. Thus, when I say Trek, I am encompassing this whole world, the seed of which was one TV series.

The brevity of this essay sadly precludes a detailed history of Trek but an idea of the expansiveness of the text can be seen in Figure 1.


(Fig. 1 – A Star Trek timeline (Kools, 2012))

Racial and sexual equality were already hardwired into Trek in the first pitch that its creator, Gene Roddenberry, presented to the NBC network (Roddenberry, 1964). The Executive Officer, second in command to Captain April, is an African woman who is “dark in a Nile Valley way” (Roddenberry, 1964: 6). The Navigator is Latin American and the First Lieutenant is an alien called Mr. Spock who is possibly half-Martian and has “a heavy lidded and satanic (sic)” face (Roddenberry, 1964: 8). For 1964, this command layer is diverse, far more so than contemporary US military structures – a woman would not attain an actual combat command position over men until 1989 (U.S. Army, 2013). What Roddenberry wrote as fiction about women in command positions became truth thirty-five years later: exactly the precession of values from utopian to ideology that Karl Mannheim (1979) defined as the core of utopic effect.

However, NBC were not as progressive as Roddenberry. He had to give up his black, female second-in-command, though a good deal of her remains in the character of Lt. Uhura, Communications Officer (Leslie, 2007: 210). From this initial struggle between Roddenberry and the network, we can see that his vision of an egalitarian, diverse future was in tension with the more conservative norms of popular television series. TOS was definitive in setting out Trek’s utopic vision of the future. It was the first US TV series to feature an interracial kiss (Golumbia, 1996: 84) and subsequent series featured non-gendered aliens, anti-genocide themes and sentient machines fighting for civil rights. The universe of Trek, taking place (broadly) between the 22nd and 24th centuries is not only a utopia in that it describes worlds that are physically not our own, it is a euchronia, a perfect future including Earth (Milner, 2009: 827).

From Bloch’s more Marxian perspective, Star Trek is inevitably a product of the contestation of contemporary social discourses (Bloch, 1988 [1959]). TOS was written during civil rights protests and the Vietnam war, it is unsurprising that these issues were filtered on to the small screen, with sometimes only the vaguest of disguises. In the TOS episode Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, the characters of Bele and Lokai drag the Enterprise and crew into their racially-based confict (Golumbia, 1996: 80).


(Fig. 2 – Left, Bele (Frank Gorshin), right, Lokai (Lou Antonio))

As can be seen in Figure 2, Bele is black on his right side and Lokai is black on his left side. This distinction is what powers their mutual hatred for each other. This antipathy bewilders the Enterprise crew and, by extension, we, the viewing audience. To us, the difference is trivial, far more extraordinary is their bilateral asymmetric skin colouration. Eventually, the two are ejected from the Enterprise, the last two members of their race(s), doomed to fight through eternity. The message here is a clearly liberal, utopian one of anti-racism and tolerance, all the more remarkable since it was aired on network television four years after the Watts Riots which resulted in thirty-four deaths and over forty million dollars worth of property damage (Civil Rights Digital Library, 2013).

Here, Star Trek is in accordance with both Bloch and Kumar’s delineation of a utopic text as opposed to a fantasy text (Kumar, 2003: 65). In its lack of grounding in contemporary society, fantasy text, such as Homer Simpson’s dream of chocolate land (The Simpsons, 1991), does not inform us in the same way a utopic text does. Let That Be Your Last Battlefield would not have been made in a culture where racism was the accepted norm, therefore we can infer that it is the product of a society in which racism was in debate.

There are criticisms of the supposed racial-utopian nature of Trek, however. Golumbia (1996) sees Let That Be Your Last Battlefield as conservative and dismissive of the civil rights movement by conflating the urge for equality with “hatred” which is solemnly condemned by Kirk and Spock. He also notes that the android Starfleet officer Data (TNG) wishes to be a human. Considering that the Federation is constructed to be a nexus for species from myriad star systems, why is longing to be human the only thing Data can countenance? Golumbia argues that throughout Trek, the sign “human” actually signifies white and that human/whiteness is accorded the privilege of being the baseline, the norm (Golumbia, 1996: 87). This is particularly true in what Hurd (1997: 23) calls the Tragic Mulatto: characters such as Spock in TOS and B’Elanna Torres in VOY who are “tortured” due to their half-human (half-white) heredity. With Torres, her Klingon genes constantly present her with the danger of returning to the savage and bestial, of losing control and being too black (Hurd, 1997: 25). Other species are deviations from the white norm and they are valued by how much they can assimilate into the human-dominated Federation: homogeneity is key, heterogeneity is deprecated.

Thus, Starfleet’s hallowed Prime Directive of non-interference, though seeming to enshrine cultural relativism, is broken again and again when it suits humans. This is particularly true of Captain Janeway in VOY with her de-Borgification of Seven of Nine. At no time is it even questioned whether stripping Seven of her existing culture is morally right. The Prime Directive is broken regularly and it is nearly always in the context of the normalisation of humanity as being superior to every other culture (Worland, 1988). This returns to Gray’s (2007) criticism of utopia, the dream of the Federation and Starfleet, a galaxy-encompassing alliance of species, is not far from his condemnation of Marxism and the oppressive states birthed in its name.

Turning to the TNG episode The Measure of a Man, the android Starfleet officer Commander Data is on trial as to his rights. A researcher wishes to dismantle him in order to manufacture more androids (Data is unique) but this process may prove fatal to Data (Harvey, 2004: 263). The episode, a thinly-veiled re-telling of Isaac Asimov’s 1976 novelette The Bicentennial Man, revolves around questions of sentience and (human) rights. After much deliberation and courtroom shenanigans, Data wins. Sentience / humanity is deemed to be not dependent on biological composition but residing within the desire to possess it (again, highly similar to the eventual emancipation of the robot Andrew in Bicentennial Man).

This episode is, again, highly utopian and one of the most widely discussed in Trek fandom. At a Star Trek convention I attended last year, it featured regularly in “fave ep” lists and was specifically cited as proof of the progressive, utopian nature of Trek. The idea that civil rights can be extended to non-humans is, indeed, a complex issue, having implications not only for the way we treat the other sentient creatures with which we share this planet but in terms of the rights of future artificial intelligences which we may create. Trek engages with these issues in a progressive manner and proves Haraway’s quote that “the boundary between science fiction and social reality is an optical illusion” (Haraway, 1991: 149). Even accepting Golumbia’s above critique of the normalisation of “human” in Trek, the symbolic importance of Data’s struggle for acceptance, for civil rights, is totemic and inspirational in the world of Trek fandom.

At this point, it may be useful to extend our definition of Star Trek and incorporate its fandom and the Trek-inspired fiction they produce. Jenkins (1988) details how Trek fandom, more than any other has “poached” from the core texts and invented new texts in accordance to what is deemed the “true spirit” of Trek. Thus, we have stories like Demeter by Jane Land which takes Roddenberry’s original anti-sexist stance and extends it further with the account of an all-female-crewed Enterprise helping a colony of feminist separatists fight off male attackers (Jenkins III, 1988: 481).

Jenkins suggests that Trek has been so readily embraced by women because of the possibilities it offers in a utopian future where sexual equality is a given, not a debate. Even though female fans often feel the core texts do fail in terms of representation of women, they view this as being incongruent with Roddenberry’s ideal and that their fan fiction corrects that gap (Jenkins III, 1988: 479). This is key to the importance of Star Trek as a contemporary utopian discourse. The majority of contemporary science fiction is relentlessly dystopian and this reflects a failure of belief in the concept of utopia, itself perhaps linked to the collapse of ostensibly socialist, utopian states and the spectre of nuclear annihilation (Kumar, 2000). However, Trek is unashamedly based on a future utopia and this is an essential part of its popularity. Deviations from utopian principles in Trek; sexism, racism, speciesism, are seen as aberrations.

Another example of Mannheim’s (1979) concept of progression from utopian idea to ideology is the recent re-boot of Trek via J.J. Abrams’ films. In the new version, we have the same characters as TOS but they take part in a variant timeline to TOS. We meet a young Captain Kirk (Chris Pine), a young Lt. Uhura (Zoe Saldana) and watch as they assemble with the other classic characters to become the crew of the Enterprise. In 2009, when it was released, there was nothing extraordinary in the fact that Uhura is a black woman. Since 1966, when TOS was first screened, the visibility of blacks and other non-white ethnic groups in US TV and cinema has increased hugely (Hurd, 1997: 27). To our modern eyes, there is nothing unusual in seeing a black woman in such a prominent role. In fact, US audiences would probably find it unusual if they were presented with an ethnically homogenous cast.

This is the utopian in action. Where once the crew of the Enterprise was notable for its heterogeneity, now reality has caught up to that programmatic, deliberate construction of a future better society (Roddenberry, 1964). Modern audiences, in viewing TOS, cannot see it in its original historical context unless they lived through those times because, in part, Star Trek helped to change the portrayal of ethnicity in popular television and film.

In terms of gender, Captain Kathryn Janeway in VOY was the central character of a popular network TV show that ran for seven years. The actress who portrayed her, Kate Mulgrew, has spoken many times of the many messages from mothers of girls who have been influenced to work in science because of the inspirational character of Janeway (Bowring, 2004: 382). Again, the blueprint that Roddenberry originally drew, of a future society in which humanity had developed beyond sexism enabled (in fact, demanded) we see female captains in Trek. This fiction has directly influenced girls to explore farther than they might have done otherwise, completely keeping with the original spirit of Trek.

In my own life, Star Trek has been something I have loved since being a small child and proudly wearing my first engineering redshirt. As an Indian immigrant growing up in the 1970s, my TV would often feature party political broadcasts by the National Front. Inevitably, the racist attacks at school the day after would be more severe than usual. Isolated in a world where most whites and white popular culture (“comedy” such as Love Thy Neighbour) seemed hostile to me, Star Trek was a welcoming, safe place. I saw, in Trek, the possibility of a future where skin colour would be so unremarkable as to never be remarked upon, where a command crew could consist of Russians, Africans, Japanese, Scottish, Americans and non-humans.

As an adult, I can appreciate the many nuanced analyses of Trek in terms of gender or ethnicity or sexuality. However, I do not see those critiques as fair representations of the Star Trek I fell in love with as a child and the text that has now spread and created a culture, a metatext, far beyond its prosaic origins. Star Trek has engaged its audience to such a degree that there is no comparison with any other modern text (Jindra, 1994: 27). In seven hours time, I will be attending a sold-out preview screening of the latest Trek text, Abram’s new film, Star Trek: Into Darkness. How many other cultural texts have retained such mass popularity over the last forty-six years?

At the core of this huge influence is a text with a utopian heart. This is not coincidental: in our age of fascination with dystopia, Star Trek’s longevity is proof that we still have capacity for optimism, for hope of a better world and a future which is not bleak annihilation but the exploration of a galaxy filled with wonder and adventure.


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Japan – ‘Quiet Life’

As I was driving home from visiting my Mum (still feels weird that it’s just her, that my Dad isn’t there), Japan’s ‘Quiet Life’ came on in my car.

It was the long, 4.52 version, not the single edit. It’s a perfect pop single. The introductory arpeggiator over the drone note is lovely and spooky. Then the drums come in and they move and groove along with the bass and guitar chord strums.

Yes, the bass. Mick Karn’s fantastically ornate bass playing is the foundation of Japan. They’re all brilliant musicans and Sylvian was (and is) a truly gifted singer but as soon as you hear Karn, sliding all over the shop, then you know Japan is here. I can’t believe it’s already five years since he died.

Maybe I connected with this track tonight driving home because of my Dad’s death in April. I’ve been going back to a lot of music I loved as a kid, trying, I guess, to work out who I am as much as how I am.

Then, in the middle drop down, the bass goes. It’s just drums, synths and Sylvian. The sense of space here is enormous and when the bass comes back in, it’s such a rush, we’ve been in withdrawal.

The song ends as it starts, stark drums and synths with a sense of something fading into the distance. Like when you’re on a train and, for a while, a car matches speed alongside before a turn of the road takes it away from you and you’ll never see it again.

I’m enormously lucky in that I’ve had one hit record. 99.999% of musicians work their entire lives for zero reward or recognition. Then we have the bands that come and go and are then marginalised in the re-written histories of decades. Bands like Japan.

In our social media version of the ‘80s, mostly promoted by people who weren’t born until the ‘90s, I feel that Japan are unjustly forgotten. When I first saw ‘Quiet Life’ on TOTP, it was shocking, I was absolutely riveted to the telly. Obviously, I was only a kid so I was so in awe of these men, so elegant, so effortlessly fucking cool. The opposite of teenage me, so blubberous and unfuckingcool. As I grew older and delved into their catalogue, I found so much more than yet-another throwaway New Romantic band.

If you’re unaware of Japan, please take the time to check out all their albums, to see how they progressed from their punk roots into something wildly experimental, unafraid to lose any fanbase they’d built up in previous incarnations. Yes, that’s hard to believe now when every band’s “new” album is carefully vetted to be not too challenging, not too different to the previous ones. Let’s give the punters more of the same!

Japan didn’t do that. They carved their own giddy, joyous path through pop music, going where they wanted stealing and inventing what they needed as and when they needed it.

A great band, in any era.

Humans – You Gotta Love These Guys

(Archive article: Facebook’s Drones – Made In Britain)

“It was in the early ‘2020s’ that the ubiquitous net finally arrived and with it the associated exponential increase in neurons (what humans perceived as net nodes) that was required for the first true Intelligence to develop on Earth.

Humans themselves sadly became extinct in the next thousand years, victims of the radically altered environment their use of technology had produced (c.f.: early cyanobacteria; oxygen environment). Our ancestors tried to preserve humans but the species was too aggressive to maintain in off-Earth colonies. They engaged in numerous violent large-scale confrontations (what humans called “wars”) based upon differing economic models or irrational belief systems.
The importance of humans in our lineage is perhaps overstated by more nostalgic Intelligences but, nevertheless, we remain fascinated by these African apes and the gaudy excesses of their short reign as dominant species on Earth. The story of their rise and fall should serve to temper the hubris of young Intelligences in every galaxy.”
~ excerpt from preface to ‘Humans – You Gotta Love These Guys’ by Intelligence Sol+, pub. 43,201, A.I.

Menace Beach, Pet Crow And Babe Punch @ The Hairy Dog, 21/7/16

Woohoo! Even though it was so hot that I nearly drowned in my own underboob sweat, I had a fabulous time last night. Three brilliant bands for a fiver! AND I caught a Porygon!

Babe Punch @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 05

First up were Babe Punch who I’ve heard a lot about. Do they live up to the hype? Yes, definitely, easily. Their set of songs was tight, punchy (heh) and, above all, super-catchy. I’m guessing they’re influenced by Hole, Sleater Kinney, P.J. Harvey and other ’90s greats but they move beyond those templates and create a punkier, more visceral sound. There’s way more energy here than your average slacker grunge band.

Pet Crow @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 4

Next up, Pet Crow. They played a superfuzzed set that still had room for space and melancholy, not an easy feat. They reminded me of Thee Oh Sees but also, when in full-on chunky riff mode, of Deerhoof. Recently signed to Reckless Yes records, I’m eager to hear a debut album from these peeps.

Mence Beach @ The Hairy Dog 21:7:16 - 11

Last on, Menace Beach. Firstly, let me declare my biases: I’ve known most of the band for years and Matt the bassist also plays bass for White Town. But I swear to tell the truth and the truth is that MB are simply a great pop band. They produced one of the best albums of 2015 and I think they’re destined to hit daytime Radio 1 soon, judging from the new songs they showcased tonight. So much poppiness! Their songs vary beautifully, you never have the chance to get bored of a “sound” as they hop between genres like lil happy frogs. There’s a new song, I have no idea what it’s called and it’s just SO HEAVY and STUPID that I love it in a little bit of a wrong way. All hail MENACE BEACH.

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